It's "The Price Is Right," Happy. All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good! Riding a bull? Her stuff is now our stuff. $16.95 $ 16. Happy Gilmore - Delicious Subs Classic T-Shirt. Said it might be a little too dangerous. Assistant Coach: Happy Gilmore: I can't *believe* you're a professional golfer! I mean, look how he's standing. I'm telling you this place is perfect, you're gonna make friends in no time. Nov 24, 2014 - Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Happy Gilmore: It ain't over, McGavin. [a limo passes by] Mr. Larson: T-Shirt. . What? Clothing. Slightly downhill? Come on down! Announcer: Happy Gilmore: Why didn't you just go home!! You're gonna die clown!! pretend that you like it too. I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I don't date golfers. [arrives from the hall with Grandma] Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. Bowen played the brief target of Nealon's character Doug's affections. "But,she's an old lady". Answer: fast food restaurant cashier. Adam Sandler later worked with Burt Reynolds nine years after Happy Gilmore (1996) in The Longest Yard (2005), . From $20.17. I'm not taking her stuff, alright? Happy Gilmore: [to Happy as he rushes out of his apartment] 37 What actor plays the male nurse at Happy's . I eat pieces of shit like you for
Bob Barker studied Tang Soo Do for decades under Chuck Norris and his brother Aaron Norris. [to Happy] Kevin Costner was offered the role of Shooter McGavin but declined. You're smart. Bob Barker wasn't sure if he wanted to be in the movie. Answer: Lee Trevino. [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] My mom didn't. So she moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 1500 miles. Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? The Middle (2009) also premiered on the same night and the same network as Julie Bowen's sitcom Modern Family (2009). Happy Gilmore: In 2016, Verne Lundquist stated he still gets a monthly $34 check from the Screen Actors Guild for his appearance in the film. I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex. Sandler plays Happy Gilmore, a suburban youth who grows up with dreams of hockey stardom. Happy Gilmore "How about I go eat some hay? Chubbs: The clip of Sandler fighting host Bob Barker was shown to the studio audience. [apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter] Thanks for dressing up. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Listen to what I say." SOBball.wav(111K)
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Let's go home. Crazy Old Lady: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. | Shooter McGavin: Coach: See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. [to his caddy] Grandma? : This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway]. Happy Gilmore = Subway . Bob Barker: . Happy Gilmore: Happy learned how to putt! The problem with that is you're not a good player.". Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Adam Sandler Recreates 'Happy Gilmore Golf Swing, Happy Gilmore (9/9) Movie CLIP - Happy's Short Game (1996) HD, The Price Is Wrong, Bitch - Happy Gilmore (8/9) Movie CLIP (1996) HD, Happy Gilmore : \"Tu vas en baver mon garon\", Happy Gilmore - Mes Doigts Sont Tout Bleus, Happy Gilmore : Il se fait renverser par une voiture (CLIP HD), Happy Gilmore (7/9) Movie CLIP - Rhyming with Shooter (1996) HD, Happy Gilmore Subway Commercial Reimagining, Happy Gilmore Trailer #1 - Christopher McDonald Movie (1996) HD, Happy Gilmore (4/9) Movie CLIP - The Waterbury Open (1996) HD, Happy Gilmore (1996) - Batting cages | Movie Moments, Happy Gilmore - Et maintenant tu vas la fermer, happy gilmore is in a subway commercial (Happy Gilmore movie clip), Happy Gilmore fazendo propaganda do Subway, Happy Gilmore (5/9) Movie CLIP - Quilting Sweatshop (1996) HD, Everything Wrong With Happy Gilmore In 18 Holes Or Less. She's dead. Happy Gilmore "Oh, I'm just um looking for the other half of this bottle and I oh there's some of itthere's some it it there too. Guy's got alot of intensity. Shooter McGavin: Orderly (Ben Stiller): Check out the name tag. IRS Agent: It's circular. Heckler: You suck! You know what *else* could draw a crowd? MyWorld.wav(69K)
You're acting like a damn fool! Her stuff is now our stuff. Richard Kiel played the Frankenstein monster in The Monkees: I Was a Teenage Monster (1967). By 90s-Mall.
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Jack Ass! Doug, look, my grandmother's house got repossessed. You're gonna concentrate on golf. I'll make you a bet. That's my grandmother's! Shooter McGavin: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? : Happy Gilmore: To hell with that. Ben Stiller and Carl Weathers both went on to portray prominent recurring characters in Arrested Development, with Stiller playing GOB's rival Tony Wonder, and Weathers playing Tobias's acting coach a fictionalized version of Weathers himself. The screenplay was written by Sandler and his writing partner Tim Herlihy, in their second feature collaboration after the previous year's Billy Madison; the film . Because of Bob Barker's cameo, ratings for The Price Is Right (1972) rose considerably amongst college-age viewers.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, put that stuff down! It happens. From Happy Gilmore 1996Enjoy More @JCH 007. ,Happy Gilmore: It goes up and down and around. The hockey player Happy mentions in the beginning of the film is Terry O'Reilly. [Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches]. Happy Gilmore: The two of them walk away, Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half, Shooter McGavin is holding a speech for other golf players, after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away, speaking to shooter after making his first drive of the championship, after the air conditioner falls out the window and on an old lady, to Happy as he rushes out of his apartment, referring to the man standing in front of them wearing unusual clothing and a straw hat, Shooter has just purchased Happy's Grandmothers house, Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance, after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed, Happy does a funny victory "dance" with his caddy, after Happy finally sinks his putt after 7 tries, Happy pulls the guy's shirt over his head and then punches him in the face, to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage, the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin, in Doug's office, after having fought with Bob Barker, impersonating the announcer for the game show, the Price is Right, Happy visits his happy place one last time, he sees Chubbs, Chubbs plays and sings "We've Only Just Begun" on the piano, Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead, Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches, a TV is broadcasting Happy's tirade on the golf course, arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house, Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs, Happy leaves; Virginia follows; Shooter smirks in triumph. Happy Gilmore: GottaLoveThat.wav(117K)
Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy. Feel it. Chubbs: You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. Happy Gilmore: "So you decided to headbutt Bob Barker". Happy Gilmore "Yea I know. Virginia: Damn you people. This film was rewritten by Judd Apatow, which went uncredited. In real life, Adam Sandler is terrible at both hockey and golf. Why you don't you just go HOME? 13. Adam Sandler stars in this hilarious comedy that scores a hole in one for gut-busting wit and outrageous slapstick.
You little son of a bitch ball! Just hit your ball if you can find it. Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Subway, Budweiser . Within the recurring commentary team that's seen throughout the tournaments, the co-commentator Jack Beard never speaks. ", had_enough.mp3
Happy Gilmore: You're very good-looking. Hell no! "Where were you on that one, dipshit? It's like a carousel. Orderly: You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP! Golf's no different from Hockey. Happy Gilmore: Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Happy Gilmore: [to Grandma] Nobody, Grandma. ", hg-breakfast.wav
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*clunk* AHH! Virginia: Really? Are you too good for your HOME? This guy sucks! Chubbs: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that. This works for Subway as their website states their target market . A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. What d'ya say? You gotta rise above it. ", "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Uh-oh! Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. [points at him] How am I supposed to chip with that going on? Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! "You're a lousy kindergarten teacher", likethat.mp3
About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . I *wanted* to but I just couldn't do it. START WATCHING. Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS two hundred and seventy thousand dollars in back taxes. Donald: This name is spoken in a deleted scene, but never in the main feature. I'm not taking her stuff, alright? His job before he started playing golf was a construction worker. [Happy walks into Doug Thompson's office]. God, kid! Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today. During scenes involving Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson), he had to stand still or lean on items.
IRS Agent: die_clown.mp3 Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. : [in a bar] [Shooter McGavin is holding a speech for other golf players]. All good things. Happy: Yeah!! You have been doing this your whole life. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. "Yeah!! Everyone seems to be coming around Well I'm not Doug! [Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead]. : The first of many Adam Sandler movies directed by Dennis Dugan who also plays the character Doug Thompson. Web. You gotta rise above it. I realize that the commercial was . Happy's shaggy homeless caddy (Allen Covert) is named Otto in the credits. He's never called by his name by any of the characters, but his name tag says "Hal L". Oh, yeah. Hey! Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old. That's your home!! Waterbury Open 1996 - Happy Gilmore Essential T-Shirt. Chubbs urges Happy Gilmore to enter a local tournament where the winner will earn an automatic spot on the professional golf tour; desperate to take back his grandmother's house, Happy Gilmore accepts after Chubbs informs him of the significant prize money involved.
Beginner's luck. It helps me go to sleep. MacDonald is 6'3" while Sandler is 5'10". Schneider turned it down because he wanted Sandler to use more famous people and not always rely on his friends to play all the characters in his movies. You want to beat him? Shooter: NO! Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. Dammit! How's that nice girlfriend of yours? [irritated, the audience is getting wild because they're cheering for Happy] Hey, if i saw myself in those clothes I'd have to kick my own ass. . Odd Legal Team. Till the night closes in Taparoo.wav(79K)
It makes me hungry. How you doing, Happy? Energy. Bob Barker: Look at that. They were not impressed. From $19.84. [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs] Happy Gilmore: He hates me. [Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again]. Originally Happy Gilmore was supposed to fight Ed McMahon but when Adam Sandler and director Dennis Dugan offered a role to McMahon he declined because of the film's profanity and crude humor. In real life, the PGA does have a tournament called The Tour Championship. [while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage] You're gonna die clown! Shooter McGavin: : [laughs] | Shooter McGavin: : [Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]. . It's all in the hips. [Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot]. Shooter McGavin "Just stay out of my way. : You can't take her house. I just yell sometimes, because I get so scared. You're smart. Hey, put that stuff down! Give me my ball, come on, pop it up, you dirty bastard. Weekley replicated it after his tee shot on the first hole and went on to defeat Wilson 4 & 2, with Team USA winning by 16 to 11 for their first Ryder Cup victory since their famous comeback in 1999. By SkyeMutch. Happy Gilmore Image for Silhouette or Cricut , Svg, Eps, Dxf LongLiveTheWeekend. Bob Barker: Happy: Your not going for good are ya honey. Happy Gilmore: $25.69. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Sandler>. Hey, Happy Gilmore! As demonstrated on that film and plenty of others since, Sandler is by no means averse to pushing brand names in his work. Not all can appreciate the witty, albeit sophomoric humor that an Adam Sandler movie from the 1990's has to offer. He just got a Hole-in-One on a *par four*! You're gonna die, clown! Answer: an alligator. David Hasselhoff is mentioned twice by Shooter McGavin in this film. Talk about your all time backfires. Julie Bowen later revealed on Access Hollywood that there is a deleted segment of the Happy Place scene where she made out with the dwarf dressed like a cowboy. You hate me don't you? [after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed] Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. ", hg-mistake.wav
Crazy Old Lady: [Chubbs plays and sings "We've Only Just Begun" on the piano]. It's all in the hips. Happy Gilmore: See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life. Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Allen Covert (Otto), and Joe Flaherty (Jeering Fan) all appeared on the sitcom The King of Queens (1998). My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Get me outta here! (Violence, adult . I don't hate you. A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football? Was the very first winner of the MTV Movie Award for Best Fight. You're a terrible kindergarten teacher. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Happy Gilmore Subway Quote animated GIFs to your conversations. Happy Gilmore "You're confusing me, just let me put the ball in the hole. Happy Gilmore. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. [to Chubbs] He shoots, he scores! I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. Mista, mista! [the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin]. We have to take the house and if you can't get the money together in 90 days, we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else. hg-jackass.wav
To play hockey. [to the clown hole at the mini-golf course after it spits out his ball] When Happy makes his Subway commercial, they are cutting their bread the original way with a V shape down the middle which started the change over to the hinge in 1999. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Happy Gilmore "Applause -- Somebody's closer! Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. What'd ya say? And shout out to me and @kylezimmer11 for our future . [Happy hits the ball in the same direction]. You could get her a really nice condo. The following were used in the making of this site: "Adam Sandler." Wikipedia.Wikimedia Foundation, n.d. 3. Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass. In this film, Frances Bay appeared on-screen with Ben Stiller. Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. Happy Gilmore: $27.33. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? I didn't think so.
Verne Lundquist filmed all his scenes in one day, on the same set, even when he was in "different" locations for the golf tournaments. I meant on a golf course! Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy! Shooter: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. 04 June 2015. Happy Gilmore : That's what I call a hole-in-one. Are you too good for your home? I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's. Beat him on the course. You're in MY world now, grandma! I think you've had enough. Italian censorship visa # 91749 delivered on 5 June 1997. Nursing Home Guy: Check out the nametag. Happy Gilmore good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD! Happy Gilmore was a commercial success, ranking number two at the U.S. box office on its debut weekend with $8.5 million in revenue, behind Broken Arrow. However, he did play a golf pro in Tin Cup (1996). [Happy pulls the guy's shirt over his head and then punches him in the face]. Go back to your shanties. Shooter McGavin: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too. Stiller's appearance was uncredited on that sitcom as it was in this film. Personalize it. [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] IRS Agent Sandler then re-wrote the role for Bob Barker who agreed to appear in the film. 151. Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational. Reply . I just may! 2. Oh, you can count. Happy Gilmore "What the BLEEP"(continual bleeping), hg-bottle.wav
: You hate me don't you? Happy: The price is wrong, bitch. Since it's about golf, that makes it a comedy. Shooter McGavin: Shooter McGavin: google_ad_client = "ca-pub-9492180082354655";
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According to TheMovieDistrict and MovieMaps, Canada was the place where Happy Gilmore was filmed. i just watched the russell wilson subway commercial and i'm trying not to burst out laughing in the bathroom at work rn corey (@yayrock_) September 28, 2022 Hell, I'm convinced Happy Gilmore did it better: He was released without bail. We're gonna be okay, Grandma. You're gonna give that shit up. . Happy Gilmore "The price is wrong, Bitch. Great to hear from you! [grimaces in embarrassment] Doug Thompson: [about Happy] ?? You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. [to caddy] Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore: Hey Gilmore, you suck ya jackass. JackAss1.wav(29K)
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ball..ah, wacker guy! [watching Happy's Subway commercial] Oh, I'm sorry about that. Happy Gilmore: Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now. Before cops took him into custody, McDonald pulled the celebrity card telling them, "I was in 'Happy Gilmore'." This is not hockey, Mr. Gilmore, no matter how much you want it to be.
You were right. You no want breakfast? Happy: You're wrong.
Happy Gilmore: Comedy, Sports and Fitness. You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! He probably wouldn't get a club deal because the ones he is using are his grandfather's and potentially provide a source of Happy's supernatural ball-striking ability. Release Dates Just easin' the tension, baby. [Happy hitting a big drive], Beep.wav(132K)
That's my puck, baby, don't you ever touch my puck. after buying grandma's house in an auction, referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home, Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot, after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald, Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd, Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water, Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground, Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond, Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. I beg to differ. Oh, I hope he *wins*. Harness energy, block bad. Answer: three . Happy: (Spouts off expletives on TV and the censor beeps constantly). Happy Gilmore: Happy: Step right up, folks! During the mini golf scene Adam Sandler provided the voice of the laughing clown. Talk about your all-time backfires! Well, Real Estate is a hobby of mine Shooter McGavin: : Chubbs: Or I will PUT you to sleep. Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. ", "He's laughing, he's having a good time", notnice.mp3
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IRS Agent: First released on February 16, 1996, the Adam Sandler movieabout a hockey player-turned-aggressive . [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] Nursing Home Orderly: Doug Thompson: Mister! No, no no. Happy Gilmore - Subway 1996's Happy Gilmore was a key film in the ascent of Adam Sandler , building him into one of the biggest comedy film stars of the past few decades. We're just doing our jobs! [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] "Happy Gilmore" tells the story of a violent sociopath. At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob]. [Angrily, with teeth clenched] You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Look at this stupid thing. Happy Gilmore: Happy's Girlfriend: You're going no where, Happy, and you're taking me with you. IRS Agent: You've got to kick him off the tour. The fact that this commercial is one of the most memorable scenes in such a timeless and heavily quoted movie is a huge win for Subway. clothes.mp3 Hey, if i saw myself in those clothes I'd have to kick my own ass. What? In October 2017, Christopher MacDonald was arrested for drunk driving. All good things", "Give me one of them big ones, I don't care", where.mp3
4. Bob Barker: Now, you're really gonna be mad. "Send him home. Happy Gilmore: Not a rock concert. bother you again.BUT, if you missyou gotta give me a big fat kiss. Nursing Home Orderly: Mover: At least ten times. LISTEN to what I say! But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. Happy Gilmore: Sandler's appearance was uncredited. Happy Gilmore is in big trouble, Jack. Chubbs: Happy: Hey what are you doing now? According to Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald had difficulty believing Shooter would be afraid of fighting Happy due to his size advantage. [in a bar] [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. IRS Agent . Happy Gilmore: Nick Faldo is mentioned, but never seen on-screen. Joe Flaherty plays the character of the 'Jeering Fan', who drives into Happy with a white Volkswagen beetle. Yeah, right. | [jumps on the hood of his car] Happy: Well, I'm outta here! I got my hand back, see? (Sounds of a ball rolling) Happy: Yeah!! Nobody save for maybe Mike Myers can pretend to make fun of shameless product placement in movies while shamelessly placing products into movies the way Adam Sandler can. Scared of being a nobody. 364 days until next year's hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up. How nice to meet you. They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. Happy Gilmore: Happy, the gold jacket's yours. "You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass!". FeelTheFlow.wav(327K)Happy: Is it always like this with the TV cameras and the people and stuff? Tim Allen was considered for the role of Shooter McGavin. But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! Big Daddy = McDonalds/Hooters .
Happy Gilmore (9/9) Movie CLIP - Happy's Short Game (1996) HD. Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. Mover: What ate Chubbs' hand? ", hg-confusing.wav
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Chubbs: ANSWER ME!! Terry: Sorry. Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit? ANSWER ME! By Donovan Olson. Step right up, folks. This man is destroying golf. [standing outside the batting cage] It's all in the hips.
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Workin' it. Why don't you shut the hell up. Tough.wav(282K) [scene when Happy gets in the batting cage and takes balls to the head]. Probably a great golfer. Get that gold jacket that I never got. You want to get some food? Grandma : [watching Happy's Subway commercial] It makes me hungry. : Every BEN STILLER Scene in HAPPY GILMORE.
I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd. Happy Gilmore:
Happy Gilmore: NEW. Happy Gilmore: Virginia: Well, whoop-dee-doo. "Why don't you just put it down?" Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright. Harness. Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Happy: How about I just go eat some hay. "If I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass." ~ Happy Gilmore. Where are you taking all her stuff? [Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore : Oh, man. He shouldn't have been standing there. Suck my white ass ball! Happy Gilmore The Price Is Wrong Crew Socks For Men Women Holidays Christmas Birthdays, Multicolor, 10-13 (Unisex Socks) 5.0 out of 5 stars 1. Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. I've seen those finger paintings you bring home AND THEY SUCK!